I'm A Unicorn Lyrics

Don't call me a horse
I'm a unicorn
Mystical, magical, mysterious
Not plain
Got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat
I grant wishes and prance in the rain

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I'm a unicorn
8000 B.C.
Noah's ark wasn't built before me
I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget
You think I'm not real?
Full House! I'm in the background, fool!
Eatin' gra*s all day, party all night
I'll grant your wish
Right before your eyes
I'm hiding in your hills
Eating all your apples
Drinking water
Writing facts on your Snapples

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