Man Of The Year Lyrics

The song Man Of The Year is performed by Alice Cooper in the album named The Eyes of Alice Cooper in the year 2003 .



I wake up every morning
Six o'clock, I'm right on time
I eat a low fat breakfast
I tie a perfect tie

I kiss the wife, I hug the kids
I pat the dogs and cats
I never lose anything
My car keys or my hat

'Cause I'm the man of the year
I'm the man of the year

I never cheat at finals
Or miss a day at school
My urine tests are perfect
My prostate is a jewel

'Cause I'm the man of the year
I'm the man of the year
I'm the man of the year

I'm never, ever jealous
I'm never, ever cruel
I'm a graduate of Harvard
Where I never broke the rules

The Queen made me a knight
The Pope made me a saint
The President plays golf with me
I make Madonna faint

So why am I so lonely
Depressed and in despair
If I pull this trigger in my mouth
Will anybody care

It was the greatest funeral
I laid in perfect state
And later I will meet the Lord
I bet He just can't wait

To meet the man of the year
I'm the man of the year
Stand in line to meet the man
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man




Alice Cooper - The Eyes of Alice Cooper

Sep 2003

  1. What Do You Want From Me?
  2. Between High School & Old School
  3. Man Of The Year
  4. Novocaine
  5. Bye Bye, Baby
  6. Be With You Awhile
  7. Detroit City
  8. Spirits Rebellious
  9. This House Is Haunted
  10. Love Should Never Feel Like This
  11. The Song That Didn't Rhyme
  12. I'm So Angry
  13. Backyard Brawl


Man Of The Year