Earache My Eye Lyrics

by Scatterbrain
from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble'

My mama's talkin' to me
She tells me how to live,
But I don't listen to her
'Cause my head is like a sieve.

My daddy he disowned me
'Cause I wear my sisters clothes,
He caught me in the bathroom
With a pair of pantyhose.

The basketball coach
Done kicked me off the team
For wearing hi-heel sneakers
And acting like a queen.

The world's coming to an end
And I don't even care,
As long as I can have my limo
And my long blonde hair.

And it don't bother me
If people think I'm funny,
'Cause i'm a big rock star
And I make a lot of money!

I'm so bloody rich,
I own apartment buildings,
Shopping centers, condominiums
And I only know three chords!
You fools - watch me now.

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Cheech & Chong - Cheech & Chong's Wedding Album

Mar 1991

1. Championship Wrestling
2. The Other Tapes
3. Testimonial
4. Hey Margaret
5. Wake Up America
6. Black Lassie (A Great American Dog)
7. The Baby Litters
8. The Three Little Pigs
9. Coming Attractions
10. Earache My Eye ( LP Version )