Gifted And Talented Lyrics

I graduated in 1993
I never demonstrated much of my ability
I was a good boy but I was much too smart for my own good
Teachers said I was gifted and quite talented

Do you have an extra quarter?
Got to get to cla*s tomorrow
All is fair in Asbury, make my way into Berkeley

When I was seven, I stared in to the monitor
And found my best friend, Mr. Commodore 64
Daddy bought me an international business machine
And with it, I compromised national security

Do you have an extra quarter?
Got to get to cla*s tomorrow
All is fair in Asbury, make my way into Berkeley

What the hell you savin' for?
I'm gonna start the Third World War
Hanging with the punks in the gutters I have found
Most of them are gifted and talented as well

Oh, brother could you spare a dime?
If a quarter you do not have
Been running from the Marshall Man
Since I broke into NORAD, but it's working out so well
The beggar's life is swell