Ghetto Cartoon Lyrics

Once upon a time in a land called f**k
Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck
Mickey Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag
Neighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a fag
Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't sleep
They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' kinda deep
Bugs Bunny had the props on the east side spots
Known to hit a five from a mile with a glock

Goofy was Mickey Mouse right hand man
One day he smoked a stick, and came up with a plan
Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago
And gave 'em 5K, to eliminate Donald
But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G
Had big time respect, from the West to the East
Have yo a*s a seat, and listen to the funk
First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

Huey and Dewy and Louie with a Uzi
Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie
Everybody know Minnie got shot down
And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound
Huckleberry had a deputy, by the name of Dog
Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog
But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by

On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed
And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed
'Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy
Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherf**kin' corner
The future's lookin' shitty in f**k City
So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy
Niggas on the street, know that's how it goes
Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead
Quick Draw McGraw took two to the head
Huey and Dewy and Louie got caught
And now they in the county, ready to sell out
Pixie and Dixie's on the run from the mob
'Cause they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job
Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk
Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a pump

Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin'
So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on they way to the kitchen
Goofy was a punk and everybody knew
Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin' brew
In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark
But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark
Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up
In a ghetto cartoon in a land called f**k

Coolio - It Takes a Thief

Jul 1994

1. Fantastic Voyage
2. County Line
3. Mama, I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta
4. Hand On My Nutsac
5. Ghetto Cartoon
6. Smokin' Stix
7. Can-O-Corn
8. U Know Hoo!
9. It Takes A Thief
10. Bring Back Somethin Fo Da Hood
11. N Da Closet
12. On My Way To Harlem
13. Sticky Fingers
14. Thought You Knew
15. Ugly Bitches
16. I Remember