Too Drunk To Fuck Lyrics

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to f**k

I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
It's all I need right now, too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold, too drunk to f**k

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f**kin' retainer
Put it in your purse

Too drunk to f**k
You're too drunk to f**k, too drunk to f**k
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to f**k

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Ooh

Dead Kennedys - Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death

Sep 2001

1. Police Truck
2. Too Drunk To Fuck
3. The Man with the Dogs
4. Insight
5. Life Sentence
6. A Child And His Lawnmower
7. I Fought The Law
8. Saturday Night Holocaust
9. Pull My Strings
10. Short Songs
11. Straight A's
12. Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
13. The Prey
14. Night Of The Living Rednecks
15. Buzzbomb From Pasadena