Andy Stern Lyrics

Got a friend who's small in size
A f**ked up afro is his only disguise
Him and Jason, they play the guitar
If they could find a drummer they would go far
Everybody won't you sing along
'cause this is Andy's song
He's short and stoned and he's never on time
He ain't been layed since 1989
He's got a lisp and lots of hair
His teeth fell out and he don't even care
He works at Gravenstone's, he'll sell you a bong
He is pretty cool so don't get us wrong

His brother's in a band know's Ian MacKaye
They signed to Dischord go see'em someday
Everybody won't you sign along
'cause this is Andy's song
Dropped out of college, went to work for himself
An idea and a sticker press, came a buttload of wealth
The stickers sold with a whole lotta luck
I'm sure you've seen'em they say "Mean People s*ck"
We've got a friend, who's small in size

A f**ked up afro is his only disguise
He sold the phrases of a generation
So we wrote this song in admiration