Tanqueray Lyrics

Huh, now don't come to my party if you don't wanna get drunk
It's me and my niggas and we puffin' on a skunk
'Cus it's true when I'm bent and I'm f**kin' I can last long
With some Gin and a grin 'cus my cocks grown

Now don't trip ho, you like to get bent too
Hit the Thai, run, get ya coochie in bent too
By a nigga that'll make ya sick
You know me, yeah

Now let me tell you about a party that I threw last year
Niggas kept haulin' that party over here
Too many niggas so I had to get a keg of Budweiser
But it had me pissin' down my leg

So I bought somethin' that'll last longer
Somethin' a little harder, somethin' a little stronger
Somethin' that'll definitely make your day
So what you say muthaf**ka want some Tanqueray?

Now the niggas up on it went got some orange juice
'Cus they know that Tanqueray'll get them hoes loose
Fillin' up your gla*s, boy you tryin' to trip
Nigga you can't handle full gla*s, fool take a sip

But I'm not stingy so I filled it to the rim
He went up in my kitchen with a bitch named Kim
Straight bareback in the pus*y he dove
Huh, bustin' nuts all on my stove from drinking that

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine
Little green bottle got you outta ya mind
So if you want to get bent in a big-o' way
Come on and drink a little Tanqueray

Now the party started jumpin' and the music got loud
A hand full of niggas done turn into a crowd
Out my control the party started hoppin'
And the more that niggas drunk, the more that started droppin'

Shit, my house got f**ked up for certain
With beer on my carpet, gum on my curtain
Niggas in my front yard bendin' up the fence
Havin' a f**kin' great time all at my expense

But I can't trip because I'm knowin'
Niggas gon' be niggas and that's just the way shit's goin'
But 'bout damn time, I got a visit from the crew
Playa Hamm and Shabby Bleu

With some bitches hollin'
(Hey, where the party at?)
I said, "The party's in my pants in ya monkey's kind a fat"
"Naw I'm just bull shittin' come on in"

Now it was two bad bitches but they had an ugly friend
Then the ho decided that she wanted to dance
Spilled Boo Farm, all on my pants
Plus she was spokin' like a fingero ho

But I didn't say a goddamn thing 'cus I didn't know
Then she and [unverified] started havin' a fit
Talking about
(All y'all rappin' niggas ain't shit)

So I spit in her face and socked the ho in lip
And dragged the bitch outta my tent
'Cus I was full of that

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine
Little green bottle got you outta ya mind
So if you want to get bent in a big-o' way
Come on and drink a little Tanqueray

Check it, now the bitch straight skated but then she rolled back
Came up in the party wit a strap, cocked it
Jack, spotted it, hit her on the head and speed knotted it
Bitch dropped the strap and I got it

Rat pack time niggas, stop
The lights came on and the bitch got dropped
It was party over here and party over there
Till the niggas trippin' and started pullin' out her hair

Now it really wouldn't nice to see
When they beat a bitch down and drag her a*s out in the street
"And you ain't getting yo gat back showty"
Put it in pocket went back to the pawty

And everybody kicked it for the rest of the night
Huh, bud straight facin' and the vibe was right
Wouldn't no mo' strappin' everything was okay
Each everybody up skated 'cus we was outta that

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine
Little green bottle got you outta ya mind
So if you want to get bent in a big-o' way
Come on and drink a little Tanqueray

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine
Little green bottle got you outta ya mind
So if you want to get bent in a big-o' way
Come on and drink a little Tanqueray

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