Christmas Is Going To The Dogs Lyrics

Get off your sled and go to bed, don't you ever tire?
Throw a bone, I'm finally home curled up by the fire
Snow is falling from the sky like ashes from an urn
Sweet dreams, my little one now it's my turn

Well, Christmas is going to the dogs
We'd rather have chew toys than yule logs
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So, I'll just lay here and chew

Now, when I sleep I like to dream of rabbits in the snow
Jumping right into my jaws from their rabbit hole
Take one home and set him down right next to your shoes
Wake up to a big surprise my gift to you

And Christmas is going to the dogs
We'd rather have chew toys than yule logs
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So, I'll just lay here and chew

And Christmas is going to the dogs
We're scarfing down the turkey and egg-nog
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So, I'll just lay here and chew
So, I'll just stay here and chew

Eels - Useless Trinkets: B Sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased 1996-2007 (2CD+DVD)

Jan 2008

1. Fucker
2. Dog's Life
3. Susan's Apartment
4. Manchester Girl (BBC)
5. My Beloved Mad Monster Party (BBC)
6. Animal
7. Stepmother
8. Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas
9. Altar Boy
10. If I Was Your Girlfriend (Live)*
11. Bad News
12. Funeral Parlor
13. Open The Door (BBC)
14. Birdgirl On A Cell Phone
15. Vice President Fruitley
16. My Beloved Monstrosity
17. Dark End Of The Street (Live)*
18. The Cheater's Guide To Your Heart (Live)*
19. Useless Trinkets*
20. Mr. E's Beautiful Remix
21. Jennifer Eccles
22. Can't Help Falling In Love
23. Christmas Is Going To The Dogs
24. Mighty Fine Blues
25. Eyes Down
26. Skywriting
27. Taking A Bath In Rust
28. Estranged Friends*
29. Her
30. Waltz Of The Naked Clowns
31. Sad Foot Sign
32. Living Life
33. The Bright Side
34. After The Operation
35. Jelly Dancers
36. I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man (Live At Town Hall)
37. I Want To Protect You*
38. I Put A Spell On You (Live)*
39. Saw A Ufo*
40. A Magic World
41. Souljacker part I*previously unreleased
42. Novocaine For The Soul (Live From Hell)
43. My Beloved Monster (Live From Tennessee)
44. Flower (BBC)
45. Your Lucky Day In Hell (Michael Simpson Remix)
46. Novocaine For The Soul (Moog Cookbook Remix)
47. Hospital Food (BBC)
48. Souljacker Part I (Alternate Version)
49. Dog Faced Boy (Alternate Version)
50. Rotten World Blues
51. I Like Birds (Live)*
52. Mr. E's Beautiful Blues (Live At Town Hall)
53. Saturday Morning
54. Eyes Down
55. My Beloved Monster
56. Not Ready Yet