Ho! Ho! Ho! Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas Lyrics

Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race

And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived

Ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
The bearded wierdy's just arrived

On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with colour, and all he sees is red
There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room

Elton John - Rare Masters

Oct 1992

1. I've Been Loving You
2. Here's To The Next Time
3. Lady Samantha
4. All Across The Havens
5. It's Me That You Need
6. Just Like Strange Rain
7. Bad Side Of The Moon
8. Rock And Roll Madonna
9. Friends
10. Michelle's Song
11. Seasons
12. Variation On Michelle's Song (A Day In The Country)
13. Can I Put You On
14. Honey Roll
15. Variation On Friends
16. I Meant To Do My Work Today (A Day In The Country)
17. Four Moods
18. Seasons Reprise
19. Into The Old Man's Shoes
20. Rock Me When He's Gone
21. Slave
22. Skyline Pigeon
23. Jack Rabbit
24. Whenever You're Ready (We'll Go Steady Again)
25. Let Me Be Your Car
26. Screw You (Young Man's Blues)
27. Step Into Christmas
28. Ho! Ho! Ho! Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas
29. Sick City
30. Cold Highway
31. One Day At A Time
32. I Saw Her Standing There
33. House Of Cards
34. Planes
35. Sugar On The Floor