I'm Like a Lawyer, the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off Lyrics

Last year's wishes are this year's apologies
Every last time I come home
I take my last chance to burn a bridge or two
I only keep myself this sick in the head
?Cause I know how the words get you

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Bulletproof loneliness at best, at best

Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you

Collect the bad habits that you couldn't bear to keep
Out of the woods but I love
A tree I used to lay beneath, kissed teeth stained red
From the sour bottle baby girl with eyes the size of baby worlds

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Bulletproof loneliness at best, at best

Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you

Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you

The best way to make it through
With hearts and wrists intact
Is to realize two out of three ain't bad
Ain't bad!

Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and you
(Honeymoon)
Setting in a honeymoon

Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you, if I woke up next to you
Me and you, setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
(Honeymoon)

Fall Out Boy - **** Live In Phoenix

Apr 2008

1. Thriller
2. Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy
3. Sugar, We're Goin Down
4. Out Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
5. Hum Hallelujah
6. Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today
7. I'm Like a Lawyer, the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)
8. Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me"
9. Beat It [Studio Version] - Fall Out Boy, , John Mayer
10. Golden
11. This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
12. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
13. Take Over, the Breaks Over
14. Dance, Dance
15. Saturday