Glam Racket Lyrics

Stop eating all that chocolates
Eat salad instead
In fact, you're a half-wit from somewhere or other
Why don't you bog off back to Xanadu in Ireland
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Don't try to cheat me
I'm fragile
You hang around with camera crews in shell-suits
You liked your own sweets
You read Viz comics
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You are bequeathed in suede
You are entrenched in suede
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You've got celluloid in your genes dad
You are Glam Racket
You've cut my income by one third
You are working on a video project
You hog the bathroom
And never put your hand in your pocket
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You're paging the [...] in Spain
You can't read between the lines
You price cut down
You're one of the best songs I've ever heard by Steven King
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Brimstone
You Clearasil produces Richtofeon rashes
Sideboard like on mountains
Clearasil is in conjunction
[Shadrach, the shark]
You post out sixty-page computer printouts
On the end of the forest [chorus?]
On the above will come back to you
And confirm you as a [down pa*sion]
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