At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys Lyrics

I'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet chain, like I was twenty-eight. I'm wearing my Vans right now, so high school kids will think that I can skate. I've got a degree in science, yet shaking my fists in defiance.
Anyway, I'm not cliché, I hardly own any ties. I may be old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.
I'm watching MTV, for fashion tips, so I can say, that I saw it first. Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say I'm cool, just like Fred Durst. I pay almost all my bills, I sleep on a futon still.
(Anyway, I'm not cliche, I might not even die. I may be old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.)

Five Iron Frenzy - The End Is Here

Apr 2004

1. Cannonball
2. At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys
3. So Far, So Bad
4. New Years Eve
5. American Kryptonite
6. It Was Beautiful
7. Wizard Needs Food, Badly
8. Farewell to Arms
9. See the Flames Begin to Crawl
10. Anchors Away
11. Something Like Laughter
12. That's How the Story Ends
13. On Distant Shores
14. Cross of St. Andrew [*]
15. Intro [Live][*]
16. 0 Meets 15 [Live][*]
17. Canada [Live][*]
18. Kryptonite [Live][*]
19. Phantom Mullet [Live][*]
20. Medley [Live][*]