Evelyn, A Modified Dog Lyrics

The song Evelyn, A Modified Dog is performed by Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention in the album named One Size Fits All in the year 1995 .



Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)
George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor saxophone, vocals)
Chester Thompson (drums)
Tom Fowler (ba*s)
Ruth Underwood (vibes, marimba, percussion)
Bloodshot Rollin' Red (harmonica)

Evelyn, a modified dog
Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
Draped across the piano, with some surprise

In the darkened room
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Muffled the rain
She could hardly believe her eyes

A curious breeze
A garlic breath
Which sounded like a snore
Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within)
Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom

Evelyn, a dog, having undergone
Further modification
Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance
And other highly ambient domains...

Arf she said




Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention - One Size Fits All

May 1995

  1. Inca Roads
  2. Can't Afford No Shoes
  3. Sofa No.1
  4. Po-Jama People
  5. Florentine Pogen
  6. Evelyn, A Modified Dog
  7. San Ber'dino
  8. Andy
  9. Sofa No.2


Evelyn, A Modified Dog