Half A Dozen Provocative Squats Lyrics

Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (ba*s)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)


Mark volman & howard kaylan:
Half a dozen provocative squats!
Out of the shower she squeezes her spots.
Brushes her teeth.
Shoots a deoderant spray up her twot...
It's getting her
Getting her hot.
It's getting her
Getting her hot.
Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh

She's just twenty four
And she can't get off.
A sad, but typical case, yeah.

The last dude to do her
Got in and got soft.
She blew it
And laughed in his face, yeah.
Yeah.

Frank Zappa - 200 Motels: Original MGM Motion Picture Soundtrack [Enhanced CD]

Oct 1997

1. Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
2. Mystery Roach
3. Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
4. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
5. Tuna Fish Promenade
6. Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
7. The Sealed Tuna Bolero
8. Touring Can Make You Crazy
9. Would You Like A Snack?
10. Redneck Eats
11. Centerville
12. She Painted Up Her Face
13. Janet's Big Dance Number
14. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
15. Mysterioso
16. Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
17. I'm Stealing The Towels
18. Dental Hygene Dilemma
19. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
20. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
21. Penis Dimension
22. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
23. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
24. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
25. Dew On The Newts We Got
26. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
27. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
28. The Girls Dream
29. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
30. Cut 1 'Coming Soon!...'
31. Cut 2 'The Wide Screen Erupts...'
32. Cut 3 'Coming Soon !...'
33. Cut 4 ' Frank Zappa's 200 Motels...'
34. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
35. Lonesome Cowboy Burt
36. Shove It Right In
37. Magic Fingers
38. Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
39. Magic Fingers (Single Edit)