Lonesome Cowboy Burt Lyrics

Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (ba*s)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (vocals)


Jimmy carl black:
My name is burtram, I am a redneck.
All my friends, they call me burt.

Mark volman & howard kaylan:
Hi, burt!

Jimmy carl black:
All my family from down in texas
Make their livin' diggin' dirt.

Come out here to californy
Just to find me some pretty girls.
Ones I seen gets me so horny
Ruby lips,
N'teeth like pearls.

Wanna love 'em all.
Wanna love 'em dearly.
Wann pretty girl,
I'll even pay ...

I'll buy 'em furs. I'll buy 'em jewelry ...
I know they like me. here's what I'll say.

I'm lonesome cowboy burt.
( speakin' atcha!)
Come smell my fringe-y shirt.
( reekin' atcha!)
My cowboy pants,
My cowboy dance,
My bold advance.
On this here waitress ...

Mark volman & howard kaylan:
He's lonesome cowboy burt.
Don'tcha get his feelings hurt.

Jimmy carl black:
Come on in this place
An' I'll buy you a taste.
You can sit on my face.
Where's my waitress?

Mark volman & howard kaylan:
Burtram, burtram redneck.
Burtram, burtram redneck.

Jimmy carl black:
I'm an awful nice guy.
Sweat all day in the sun.
I'm a roofer by trade,
Quite a bundle I've made
I'm unionized roofin' old
Son-of-a-gun.

Mark volman & howard kaylan:
He's a unionized roofin' old
Son-of-a-gun.

Jimmy carl black:
When I get off, I get plastered.
I drink till I fall on the floor.
Find me some communist bastard
N' stomp on his face till he don't
Move no more.

Mark volman & howard kaylan:
He stomps on his face till he don't
Move no more.

Jimmy carl black:
I fuss an' I cuss and I keep on drinkin'
Till my eyes puff up an' turn red.
I drool on m'shirt.
I see if he's hurt.
Then I kick him again in the head, let's

Everybody:
Kick him again in the head! boys!
Kick him again in the head! now!
Kick him again in the head!

Jimmy carl black:
I'm lonesome cowboy burt.
( speakin' atcha!)
Come smell my fringe-y shirt.
( reekin' atcha!)
My cowboy pants,
My cowboy dance,
My bold advance.
On this here waitress ...

Mark volman & howard kaylan:
He's lonesome cowboy burt.
Don'tcha get his feelings hurt.

Jimmy carl black:
Come on in this place
An' I'll buy you a taste.
You can sit on my face.
Where's my waitress?
Opal, you hot little bitch!

Frank Zappa - 200 Motels: Original MGM Motion Picture Soundtrack [Enhanced CD]

Oct 1997

1. Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
2. Mystery Roach
3. Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
4. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
5. Tuna Fish Promenade
6. Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
7. The Sealed Tuna Bolero
8. Touring Can Make You Crazy
9. Would You Like A Snack?
10. Redneck Eats
11. Centerville
12. She Painted Up Her Face
13. Janet's Big Dance Number
14. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
15. Mysterioso
16. Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
17. I'm Stealing The Towels
18. Dental Hygene Dilemma
19. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
20. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
21. Penis Dimension
22. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
23. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
24. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
25. Dew On The Newts We Got
26. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
27. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
28. The Girls Dream
29. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
30. Cut 1 'Coming Soon!...'
31. Cut 2 'The Wide Screen Erupts...'
32. Cut 3 'Coming Soon !...'
33. Cut 4 ' Frank Zappa's 200 Motels...'
34. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
35. Lonesome Cowboy Burt
36. Shove It Right In
37. Magic Fingers
38. Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
39. Magic Fingers (Single Edit)