M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath Lyrics

The song M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath is performed by Frank Zappa in the album named You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore - Vol. 6 in the year 1995 .



Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)
Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Jeff Simmons (ba*s)
George Duke (keyboards)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

"I _(you just fill in the blank)_, do hereby solemnly swear, in accordance with the regulations of the contract with this here rock and roll engagement. And The Imbecilic Laws of the State of Florida, and the respective regulations perpetrated by Red-Necks Everywhere! Do Hereby Solemnly Swear!, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, TO REVEAL MY TUBE, WAD, DINGUS, WEE-WEE, AND OR PENIS ANYPLACE ON THIS STAGE!! THIS does NOT include Private Showings in the motel room, however."



Frank Zappa - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore - Vol. 6

May 1995

  1. M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
  2. Poodle Lecture
  3. Magic Fingers
  4. Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
  5. Is That Guy Kidding or What?
  6. White Person
  7. Lonely Person Devices
  8. Shove It Right In
  9. Make a Sex Noise
  10. Tracy Is a Snob
  11. Emperor of Ohio
  12. Muffin Man
  13. NYC Halloween Audience
  14. Illinois Enema Bandit
  15. Thirteen
  16. Lobster Girl
  17. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
  18. Lisa's Life Story
  19. Lonesome Cowboy Nando
  20. 200 Motels Finale

M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath