Watermelon In Easter Hay Lyrics

The song Watermelon In Easter Hay is performed by Frank Zappa in the album named Guitar in the year 1995 .



Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (lead vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (ba*s, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion)
Vinnie colaiuta (drums)

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer...joe has just worked himself into an imaginary frenzy during the fade- out of his imaginary song...he begins to feel depressed now. he knows the end is near. he
Ealized at last that imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals exist only in the imagination of the imaginer...and... ultimately, who gives a f**k anyway...so...so... excuse me...so...who give
Uck anyway? so he goes back to his ugly little room and quietly dreams his last imaginary guitar solo...

(after the song ends)
This is the central scrutinizer...as you can see, music can get you pretty f**ked up...take a tip from joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary guitar and get a good job...joe did, and he's a ha
Uy now, on the day shift at the utility muffin research kitchen, arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing anointment utensil. and every time a nice little muffin com
On the belt, he poots forth...

And if this doesn't convince you that music causes big trouble...then maybe I should turn off my plastic megaphone and sing the last song on the album in my regular voice...



Frank Zappa - Guitar

May 1995

  1. Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
  2. Which One Is It?
  3. Republicans
  4. Do Not Pass Go
  5. Chalk Pie
  6. In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky
  7. That's Not Really Reggae
  8. When No One Was No One
  9. Once Again, Without The Net
  10. Jim & Tammy's Upper Room
  11. Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio?
  12. That OL' G Minor Thing Again
  13. Hotel Atlanta Incidentals
  14. That's Not Really A Shuffle
  15. Move It Or Park It
  16. Surise Redeemer
  17. Variations On Sinister #3
  18. Orrin Hatch On Skis
  19. But Who Was Fulcanelli?
  20. For Duane
  21. GOA
  22. Winos Do Not march
  23. Swans? What Swans?
  24. Too Ugly To Show Business
  25. Systems Of Edges
  26. Do Not Try This At Home
  27. Things That Look Like Meat
  28. Watermelon In Easter Hay
  29. Canadian Customs
  30. Is That All There Is?
  31. It Ain't Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary

Watermelon In Easter Hay