You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here Lyrics

Ray collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (ba*s, guitarron, boy soprano)
Elliot ingber (lead guitar, rhythm guitar)

You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
And so am i
So am i
Just as much as you wonder
'bout me bein' in this place
Yeah!
That's just how much I marvel
At the lameness on your face
You rise each day the same old way
And join your friends out on the street
Spray your hair
And think you're neat
I think your life is incomplete
But maybe that's not for me to say
They only pay me here to play

I wanna hear caravan with a drum solo

You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
And so am i
So am i

Just as much as you wonder
'bout me starin' back at you
Yeah!
That's just how much I question
The corny things you do

You paint your face and then you chase
To meet the gang where the action is
Stomp all night
And drink your fizz
Roll your car and say "gee whiz!"
You tore a big hole in your convertible top
What will you tell your mom and pop?

Mam, I tore a big hole in the convertible

You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
And so am i
So am i

Just as much as you wonder
If I mean just what I say
Yeah!
That's just how much I question
The social games you play

You told your mom you're stoked on tom
And went for a cruise in freddie's car
Tommy's asking
Where you are
You boogied all night in a cheesy bar
Plastic boots and plastic hat
And you think you know where it's at?
Yeah!

You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
(not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)

Frank Zappa - Mofo Project/Object

Dec 2006

1. Hungry Freaks, Daddy
2. I Ain't Got No Heart
3. Who Are the Brain Police?
4. Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
5. Motherly Love
6. How Could I Be Such a Fool?
7. Wowie Zowie
8. You Didn't Try to Call Me
9. Anyway the Wind Blows
10. I'm Not Satisfied
11. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
12. Trouble Every Day
13. Help, I'm a Rock
14. It Can't Happen Here
15. Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
16. Trouble Every Day [Basic Tracks Intro]
17. Who Are the Brain Police? [#]
18. I Ain't Got No Heart [Basic Tracks Intro]
19. You Didn't Try to Call Me [Basic Tracks Intro]
20. How Could I Be Such a Fool? [#]
21. Anyway the Wind Blows [1987 FZ Remix]
22. Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder [Vocal Overdub Take 10a]
23. Motherly Love [Vocal Overdub Master Takes]
24. Tom Wilson
25. My Pet Theory
26. Hungry Freaks, Daddy [Basic Tracks Intro][#]
27. Help, I'm a Rock [#]
28. It Can't Happen Here [#]
29. Freak out Drum Track [#]
30. Watts Riot Demo/Fillmore Sequence [#]
31. Freak out Zilofone [#]
32. Low Budget Rock & Roll Band