Dead Before I Was Born Lyrics

Well, the Lord must have had his day off when I was born
He went to bed, closed his eyes, had some fun
Mummy said she wanted me and I was welcome
Daddy gave his sperm and it was done

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born
Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born

The first thing that I saw was white
The nurse came with the scissors and said, it's a boy
The doctor hit my a*s, said, come on cry
And then I started to scream and I was alive

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born
Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born
Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born
Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born

And now I'm here and I don't know why
'Cause I wasn't asked at all

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born
Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born
Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born
Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born