Wayne Gretzky Lyrics

Wayne Gretzky
The only man I'd have s*x with.
Wayne Gretzky
I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky
I think hes kinda s*xy
Wayne Gretzky
I wonder what he looks like naked
I wonder what it would be like to have s*x with the great one
I wonder what it would be like to have s*x with the league's leading scorer
Wayne Gretzky
I know hes a married man
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
Darrin Fifer
Stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky
Very handsome canadian man
Oh, i wonder what it would be like to have s*x with the great one
Oh, i wonder what it would be like to have s*x with the league's leading scorer
Yeah, I wonder what it would be like
ahh...it would never happen, its a pipe dream.
wait a minute, i'm not even gay, i'm married, whatever
Wayne Gretzky...I love you wayne gretzky, yeah!