Chowder, Anyone? Lyrics

my hands are as sticky
(& possibly even as CLAMMY)
as my pits and my face is kind of TIGHT
like a f**king clammy SPONGE
and I feel like a clammy TOWEL
and I'm gonna go to one of those
good places 'n' get some....GOODNESS
and if it's clammy I'm gonna
kick something (really)
I'm gonna break a lot of shit!