Meetings With Remarkable Men (Show Me The Hero) Lyrics

I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.
He said, "two words about inanity: fundamental christianity."
The food was very nice.
But then He had to go and die for my sins and stick my a*s with the check.

"Show me a hero and i抣l write you a tragedy,"
(Go near an open window and that抣l be the end of me).

I bowed before the avatar.
He said, "the problem抯 clear to me: you never got over morrissey."
I said "well, right you are!"
"It抯 so much harder to be underfed than under-understood," he said.

I went to see KIP WINGER!
He said, "In my day we knew how to party; bands today, c抦on, not hardly."
He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo).

He said, "The metal scene is a disgrace, but i ain抰 got no dog in that race!"
Don抰 despair, your mother loves you.
Don抰 be proud because she has to.
Don抰 despair, your mother loves you.
Don抰 be proud, she gotta.