Jonnie's in The Bathroom Lyrics

Dear diary,
I was standing in a bus stop today and they must have known I wanted to? be a model,
So I'm gonna call them tomorrow. won't be long before I'm in all the big rock videos. the
Most incredible thing happened to me in? odella last weekend; that's why I'm writing.
You see, I met this guy. . .

Hey, wow
Wow, what's going on up there?
Did you have dinner yet?
Who wants dinner when you can get a goddamn good d**k up your a*s?
(laughs)
Oh I need you girl
Huh?
I need you girl
You need me, boy?
Yeah....yeah I need you too
Huh?
I need you too, baby

Dear diary, I can't write a lot; johnnie's in the bathroom. I met him in shasta tonight and he's just
Incredible. he's got this long, straight, black hair and he wears all this silver jewelry, velvet
I love your big muscles
It's a lickable pus*y
Hi baby, how you doin?
Well all y'all want some pus*y?
Well, all y'all grab on the soul train line and get it
...guitarist for the black band babies and we went in a doghouse...