99 Problems Lyrics

Yeah, last year a lot of motherf**kers asked me
Why I didn't do no old s*x nasty shit
But this year, I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house
(Yeah, I'm the motherf**kin' nigga)

Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggaz is havin' girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it

I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to s*ck it long and hold it in her mouth

I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a a*s big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there, hey, the one I'm gonna get

But yo, but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet, I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I f**k 'em all and leave 'em on the curve

I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes to f**k me with her a*s up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with a*s
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pa*s

And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you havin' girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, hit it
Nah, a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk

I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can't
A bitch who loves f**kin' on a airplane
I even got a bitch off Soul Train
I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz

Long ends, I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you havin' girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, hit me

Yo Marquis, you from Miami, man, why don't you show
Mhese motherf**kers all the over the world the to live
Style of how the bitches treat a motherf**kin' fly nigga like you?

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos 'cause I don't need none of them
pus*y's the temptation, d**k's the persuasion
All hos s*ck cock, nigga, how you play 'em?

That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick d**k in they mouth, take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one nighter, the bitch exciter
I only love my hos when I'm goin' up inside her

Problem number one is gettin' money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin' 'cause I ain't offerin'
I go hard on my bitches 'cause I'm never never softenin'

Puttin' the demand on 'em, f**k 'em and scram on 'em
The 'Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am' game is ran on 'em
So, f**k how you feel, you f**kin' cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill 'cause I won't pay the bill

Gettin' pus*y's just another expense
If pus*y pays the bills then d**k pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Ha, yo Marquis, my motherf**ker, you got problems, man?
(A bitch ain't one)
Aww shit, now let me tell you how to do this shit

I got a bitch that loves to G
She'll f**k you right after she f**ks me
I got a bitch who loves both
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes

I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho
A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true
A bitch who's a man because they're bitches too

I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat

I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat
I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet

And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you havin' girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, hit me

No a bitch ain't one, you knahm sayin'?
(Huh, you know a bitch ain't one)
I got problems with my motherf**kin' rent Marquis
But a bitch ain't one

Man, you got yourself nothin' man
f**k them raggedy stank a*s hos nigga

A bitch ain't one
I got a problems stayin' out here on these streets
With the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a bitch ain't one, got problems with motherf**kers
Buyin' my records but a bitch ain't one

f**k 'em all, nigga, f**k them motherf**kers
You knahm sayin'? A bitch ain't one
Got problems man
All them motherf**kers can kiss my motherf**kin' a*s f'real

Really, niggaz worryin' about bitches
They better, they better find somethin' else to worry about

Ice-T - Home Invasion

Feb 2005

1. Warning
2. It's On
3. Ice M.F. T
4. Home Invasion
5. G Style
6. Addicted To Danger
7. Question And Answer
8. Watch The Ice Break
9. Race War
10. That's How I'm Livin'
11. I Ain't New Ta This
12. Pimp Behind The Wheels (DJ Evil E The Great)
13. Gotta Lotta Love
14. Hit The Fan
15. Depths Of Hell
16. 99 Problems
17. Funky Gripsta
18. Message To The Soldier
19. Ain't A Damn Thing Changed