Dickhead Lyrics

He ain't nothin' but a d**khead.
He's been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he'll be a d**khead with a wife.
He's got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He'll be a f**kin' d**khead until the day he dies.

He's got a pretty girlfriend
and he flirts behind her back.
He looks at other women,
tries to get them in the sack.
He tells her that he loves her,
then he doesn't call for days.
When it comes to bein' a d**khead,
he's got a million ways.

He ain't nothin' but a d**khead.
He's been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he'll be a d**khead with a wife.
He's got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He'll be a f**kin' d**khead until the day he dies.

When he's out drivin' he's a d**khead in his car.
When he's out drinkin' he's a d**khead in the bar.
When he's at a party he's a d**khead drinkin' beer.
He's got to be the winner of "d**khead Of The Year".

He ain't nothin' but a d**khead.
He's been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he'll be a d**khead with a wife.
He's got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He'll be a f**kin' d**khead until the day he dies.

If he's got no job he's a d**khead out of work.
If he's got no manners he's a d**khead and a jerk.
If he's got no money he's a d**khead with no cla*s.
If he's got no brains he's a d**khead and an a*s.

He ain't nothin' but a d**khead.
He's been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he'll be a d**khead with a wife.
He's got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He'll be a f**kin' d**khead until the day he dies.
He'll be a f**kin' d**khead until the day he dies.