Lazyboy Dash Lyrics

I'm a lazy boy
There's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle
To get me started
Don't get me started
Don't get me started again
Son you better get up
You better get up while can

I make a dash in the lazy boy hundred
I start out slow but I lean back and pull you under it
They say the competition lags behind precision wasting
Don't need a rear view
I know it's my smoke they are tasting

Damn another tragic jam
I know i'm s'posed to use my brake
So on the gas i slam

You better get up
You better get up while you can

Employed to crash the lazy boy hundred
Don't need no luck we aim to s*ck just for the fun of it
They say you can't be kind tso don't you bother wasting
Your precious energy is victory for they're tasting

I said damn another crack pot scam
I thought that things were going great
Now that I'm on the lamb
Damn another bunt grand skam
I think it's time to celebrate
Now that we rule the land

You better get up
You better get up while you can
I'm a lazy boy / There's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle / To get me started
I'm a miracle / There's no doubt about it
Might take a lazy girl / To get me started
Don't get me started again
Don't get me started
Son you better get up
You better get up while you can