Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe Lyrics

The song Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe is performed by Locust .



Split the genes with a walking a*shole.
Producing some of that high grade Formica.
Yea. No. Maybe. So.
When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six.
Never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it right off.





Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe