You Are My Heart And Soul! Lyrics

today I met you on the internet,
didn't think, it would click, but
I'm sure you didn't think it would
work out,,,what do you bet?

I sent you a song, on an e-mail
but all you could think of, was having a piece of tail.
What will I do without you,,,
Heaven knows how much , you hav been in and out of the room, jumping like a crazy pou!

We spent a couple of days together,,,
I even had time to knite me a sweater
but your love for me,,,was lighyter then a feather.

Darling how I missed you so,,,when you ran away,,,
I cried my eyes out until I had no more tears flow so I put my heart away.
I thought that I would never Love again but then came Turan and I'm riding a hurricane again!

He was so handsome, with a smile to melt one's heart.,,a barrel full of trouble and a Candy lickin pop tarte!
He gazed at me and my heart went Tock, tock, then suddenly I heard the chimes of the city clock!

I knew that it was time to go back home,,,to a hubby,,,that bossed me around like a hoppy-go-lot! Come here, go there, run a bus to the country fair.
I couldn't wait until dawn bloomed cause I knew then,,,,I had time to go shoppin and go wherever my heart a*sumed!

Soon the clock a*summoned and I jumped with glea,,,,,knowing that my hubby was gone to work and I would be once again Free! With a smile on my face and a song in my heart,,,,I climed the high hill,,,to encouter Bill!

We had a great talk,,,we laughed and danced like two worn out frogs!
Never did I have so much fun and I prayed to see the day,,,when the joy would be back in my werried heart one some sunny day!

hoping that God is hearing this,,,I pray that my hubby find another and fall in love,,,then I could go back to my Lover and cahrming Turtle Dove!
All of a sudden the skies were cleared as I turned around ,,,,only to find,,,that this was only a dream and my heart forever alone!