The Playboy Channel Lyrics

The song The Playboy Channel is performed by Negativland in the album named Escape From Noise in the year 1987 .



Supposing you're watching the Playboy Channel....
("Ooooh yes! Oh....")
and it's just about time for them to have an orgasm....
("....Oh! Oh! Harder! Oh! Oh! I think I'm gonna explode! Oh! Oh!....")
when all of a sudden....
Wham.
The horrible noise comes in, and completely destroys your orgasm on
the Playboy Channel.
("Oh yes!")
There it goes again. (YEAH!) That awful interference, wrecking your orgasm
on the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!)
You've called the cable TV company six times.
("oh oh oh oh oh o
h....")
Each time the technician comes out, he can't fix the problem.
He is fired. <PTSSH> ("flush.")
Wham! (YEAH!)
That sound is more important than you are.
That sound is more (YEAH!) important than your entire life.
And it will stop you from having an orgasm....on the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!)



Negativland - Escape From Noise

May 1987

  1. Announcement
  2. Backstage Pass
  3. Car Bomb
  4. Christianity Is Stupid
  5. Endscape
  6. Escape From Noise
  7. Methods Of Torture
  8. Michael Jackson
  9. Nesbitt's Lime Soda Song
  10. Over The Hiccups
  11. Quiet Please
  12. Stress In Marriage
  13. Sycamore
  14. The Playboy Channel
  15. The Way Of It
  16. Time Zones
  17. Yellow Black And Rectangular
  18. You Don't Even Live Here

The Playboy Channel