My Vagina Lyrics

The song My Vagina is performed by NOFX in the album named Pump Up the Valuum in the year 2000 .



My vagina has two set of lips,
but I don't get monthly blood drips,
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina got lots of extra skin,
they took my Outtie and made it an in,
Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

Operation, succesful,
but now I gotta pee,
thru a miniature hole,
got to remember,
to put the seat down,
and when I wipe my a*s,
I go from to back,
cause I don't wanna bladder infection,

I never tought I'd miss my vast difference
I traded in for a pair of huge cans,
Now I ge
t to hang with lesbians,

Operation paid up front,
now I show all my friends,
my new designer cunt,
They think I'm kinda weird,
but that's ok with me,
cause now I kick their a*s,
hitting from the ladies tee,
there'snothing finer than having a vagina



NOFX - Pump Up the Valuum

Jun 2000

  1. And Now For Something Completely Similar
  2. Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
  3. What's The Matter With Parents Today?
  4. Dinosaurs Will Die
  5. Thank God It's Monday
  6. Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
  7. Louise
  8. Stranger Than Fishin
  9. Pharmacist's Daughter
  10. Bottles To The Ground
  11. Total Bummer
  12. My Vagina
  13. Herojuana
  14. Theme From A NOFX Album

My Vagina