New Boobs Lyrics

The song New Boobs is performed by NOFX in the album named Ribbed in the year 1993 .



You go

Now, something is lacking
I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36 D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams
Bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic
I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes
Ma*s vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

I know what I want

Now my body is a model
Of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door
I can't take anymore

New boobs, jugs
New boobs, jugs
New boobs, jugs
...



NOFX - Ribbed

Mar 1993

  1. Green Corn
  2. The Moron Brothers
  3. Showerdays
  4. Food, Sex & Ewe
  5. Just The Flu
  6. El Lay
  7. New Boobs
  8. Cheese / Where's My Slice
  9. Together On The Sand
  10. Nowhere
  11. Brain Constipation
  12. Gonoherpasyphlaids
  13. I Don't Want You Around
  14. The Malachi Crunch

New Boobs