Punk Guy (cause' He Does Punk Things) Lyrics

Crazier than GG, more PC than Ian
Got colored teeth like Johnny, exudes a vicious disposition
His hair sticks out like Colin's did, he jumps
Similar to Spring a yeah, he points his middle finga

Not just the singer in the band
Voted biggest a*shole, and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronson, straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin
Not just a singer in the band

He'll puke on you, he'll f**k your mom
He'll smoke while huffing gas
He was the punkest mother f**ker I ever did see
'€œAh, hell he's even more punk than me'€

He should've been on the cover, he should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover of Punk and Disorderly