Hey, Headmaster Lyrics

Hey headmaster, what's the matter with you?
Why you always so serious, why so blue?
All the kids in the school all have seen you
Being patient with the boys who fool you
When you used to hit them with your ruler
So independent too

Hey headmaster, what's matter with you?

There's a crisis rumored in the school
The boys have cut their hair short to look cool
Examination time is drawing near
Disintegration of the football team
No one seems to want to play for real
In cla*sroom, club or pool

Hey headmaster, what you gonna do?

There's an invitation in the post
To a reading party on the coast
Pack your bags up, you old bibliophile
Get together with your friends, who will
Give you time to think and time to kill
With independent hosts

Hey headmaster, aren't you gonna go?
Hey headmaster, aren't you gonna go?

Pet Shop Boys - Alternative

Aug 1995

1. In The Night
2. A Man Could Get Arrested
3. That's My Impression
4. Was That What It Was?
5. Paninaro
6. Jack The Lad
7. You Know Where You Went Wrong
8. A New Life
9. Do I Have To?
10. I Get Excited (You Get Excited Too)
11. Don Juan
12. The Sound Of The Atom Splitting
13. One Of The Crowd
14. Your Funny Uncle
15. It Must Be Obvious
16. Bet She's Not Your Girlfriend
17. Losing My Mind
18. Music For Boys
19. Miserablism
20. Hey, Headmaster
21. What Keeps Mankind Alive?
22. Shameless
23. Too Many People
24. Decadence
25. If Love Were All
26. Euroboy
27. Some Speculation