Sexy Northerner (Superchumbo Mix) Lyrics

Came down from the North
You know the way they do
Got a cheeky smile
s*xy Northerner

Hanging round the clubs
Gets in them for free
Don't know how he does it
s*xy Northerner

Drinks a lot of beer
At least he doesn't smoke
Hasn't lost his accent
s*xy Northerner

How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
s*xy Northerner
It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags

Don't you dare imply
That it's grim up North
He went last weekend
s*xy Northerner

In the latest clothes
Wears a posh cologne
Got a lot of pride
s*xy Northerner

Says he wants a job
Something interesting
Like a graphic designer
s*xy Northerner

How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
s*xy Northerner
It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags