DMV Lyrics

The song DMV is performed by Primus in the album named Pork Soda in the year 1993 .



I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless



Primus - Pork Soda

Apr 1993

  1. Pork Chop's Little Ditty
  2. My Name Is Mud
  3. Welcome To This World
  4. Bob
  5. DMV
  6. The Ol' Diamondback Sturgeon (Fisherman's Chronicles, Part 3)
  7. Nature Boy
  8. Wounded Knee
  9. Pork Soda
  10. The Pressman
  11. Mr. Krinkle
  12. The Air Is Getting Slippery
  13. Hamburger Train
  14. Hail Santa

DMV