Pork Soda Lyrics

The song Pork Soda is performed by Primus in the album named Pork Soda in the year 1993 .



Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was burgundy.

It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your butt every time you get off of it.

You never tell your family, you never tell your family because, you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can you do? What can you do?

(And old Junior, you know, got a little crazy with that P.B.J. that one day...??)

Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You'll be feeling just fine
Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
Swillin' down them Cans of swine

Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright!
Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you.
You had to have that two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that goddamn boat in it.
If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)

I like Kansas wine...

Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know.
I mean.. (blah blah blah)



Primus - Pork Soda

Apr 1993

  1. Pork Chop's Little Ditty
  2. My Name Is Mud
  3. Welcome To This World
  4. Bob
  5. DMV
  6. The Ol' Diamondback Sturgeon (Fisherman's Chronicles, Part 3)
  7. Nature Boy
  8. Wounded Knee
  9. Pork Soda
  10. The Pressman
  11. Mr. Krinkle
  12. The Air Is Getting Slippery
  13. Hamburger Train
  14. Hail Santa

Pork Soda