This Might Be Satire Lyrics

I wanna chew my bubble gum with you. And I want to walk you home from school. And I want to carry your books to every cla*s. And I want to f**k you up the a*s (not). Oh girl, you know it's true how much I love you. I want to sing it across the land. Won't you hold my hand? She tells me that she loves me, now I'm gonna tell her that I love her. She tells me that she loves me. Now I'm gonna try and f**k her. But where the hell ae my priorities? Left in the hands of the authorities. Yeah, baby!