Half Shitfaced Lyrics

I think paying f**king rent s*cks
I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon

Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
GO!

Out ex-guitar player s*cks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriend's got a f**king fat a*s
And an ugly face to match

Half shitfaced...