Osama Yo' Mama Lyrics

The song Osama Yo' Mama is performed by Ray Stevens in the album named Ray Stevens' Box Set in the year 2006 .



Osama - yo' mama didn't raise you right
When you were young she must have wrapped yo' turban too tight
She should have kept you home on those arabian nights
It's plain to see - you need to stay out of those fights

Osama - yo' mama could have done a lot better
Though I bet every day you did somethin' to upset her
By the way, we got an answer to your anthrax letter
New York City's where it's from - its the news header

And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, "You in a heap o' trouble son
Now just look what you've done!
Saw you on TV with yo' gun
Mercy sakes, I can't do a thing with you hon."

And I can just hear dubyah sayin', "You in a heap 'o trouble boy
And I don't think you will enjoy
Our game of search and destroy
We got your terror right here, son yu sure are the real mecoy.

Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you how to act
You've crossed the line too far this time, there ain't no turnin' back
You're startin' to remind us of another maniac
Yeah, you know what we shoud of stuffed you in an over sized sack!

Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you to behave
Now they say you're hangin' with the bats in a cave
Well, pullin' off that sneak attack was not too brave
Kinda makes us wonder if your digging your own grave?

And I can hear yo' mama sayin' again, "You in a heap o' trouble son
Now just look what you've done
Saw you on TV with yo' gun
Mercy sakes, you need to settle down hon!

And I can just hear dubyah sayin', "You in a heap 'o trouble boy
And I don't think you will enjoy
Our game of search and destroy
We have made a son that is a real mecoy!

Osama yo' karma's really got you in a jam
But that's just what you get - when you mess with Uncle Sam

Osama the Taliban is history
Nobody wants to see you startin' World War Three

Osama you know the al-Qaida won't last
Osama, just like you, it's future's in the past

Lets just pray your mama will be plastered!
because oshama you sure are a basturd!



Ray Stevens - Ray Stevens' Box Set

Feb 2006

  1. It's Me Again, Margaret
  2. Too Drunk To Fish
  3. Misty
  4. Freudian Slip
  5. Sittin' Up With The Dead
  6. Everything Is Beautiful
  7. Power Tools
  8. Drivers Education
  9. Hang Up And Drive
  10. Ahab The Arab
  11. The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)
  12. Blue Angel
  13. The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The End?)
  14. Pledging My Love
  15. The Woogie Boogie
  16. Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
  17. The Haircut Song
  18. The Streak
  19. The Mississippi Squirrel Revival
  20. Family Funeral Fight
  21. Deerslayer
  22. Safe At Home
  23. Boogie Woogie
  24. Virgil And The Moonshot
  25. The Hustler
  26. Osama Yo' Mama
  27. Hello Mama
  28. Let's Roll
  29. We're Havin' A Baby
  30. When The Kids Are Gone
  31. Turn Your Radio On
  32. Kitty Cat's Revenge
  33. Juanita & The Kids
  34. Thank You
  35. Shriner's Convention
  36. Nashville
  37. Erik The Awful
  38. The Dog Song
  39. The Cat Song
  40. When I Get Over You
  41. The Pirate Song
  42. Come On Home To Baseball
  43. Gitarzan
  44. Bridget The Midget
  45. Bon Temps Roulette
  46. Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five Piece Band
  47. Gone For Good
  48. Stand Up
  49. The King Of Christmas
  50. Be Your Own Best Friend
  51. Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick

Osama Yo' Mama