E.M.S. Lyrics

(Danny)

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you'd probably be sittin' around like a f**kin' idiot; high outta your f**kin' mind and trippin' on the f**kin' wallpaper. Wow, look at it drip, look at it drip. Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on? What the f**k? You high son of a f**k! What the f**k's wrong with you? The tornado's comin'! It'll smash your face and rip your kidneys out, you cock! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, still in progress.