Five Star Motels Lyrics

The song Five Star Motels is performed by Rick Moranis in the album named The Agoraphobic Cowboy in the year 2006 .



I was datin' some girl from Dayton
When I got a little noisy with someone else from Boise
I did some yoga in Saratoga
Wound up with lumbago from San Diego

It got a little clammy one night in Miami
Made me wish again to be back in Michigan
Got too cute that time in Butte
Finally hit my quota in Sarasota

I wanna stop all this frequent flying
Stay clear of those friendly skies
Too tired of all this trying
I need a map to keep track of my lies
No more rental cars
And mini-bars
Macadamia jars
And five-star motels

Had a folly one night in Raleigh
Man it was scenic, on down in Phoenix
I went bonkers in Yonkers
But it was costin' too much in Boston

I wanna shredder this rail pa*s
Gotta get back on the right side of the track
I wanna switch directions fast
It's just easier to stick to the facts
No more don't tells
And won't tells
I'm done with
These five-star motels.

I'm gonna pull the wheels off of this wheel estate
Park it on a pretty piece of land
Find a hometown girl that I can show the world
And tell the boys that I'm leaving the band
I kept a stash
Of petty cash
For a wedding bash
At the finest hotel

We were playin' some bars one night on Mars
When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo
I started to swoon, orbiting her moon
If I lived on Jupiter, I couldn't have been stupider.

I can't blame you for what you see
You are light years ahead of me
I messed around with re-entry
We're just not from the same galaxy
It's just the way I am
Sorry ma'am
But I'll be damned to
Five-star....

I won't tell
If you don't tell
It's just as well
In five-star...

There's no hope
It's the way I cope
I stole the soap
From the five-star motel.




Rick Moranis - The Agoraphobic Cowboy

Feb 2006

  1. Nine More Gallons
  2. It's The Champagne Talkin'
  3. Give Me The News
  4. Press Pound
  5. I Ain't Goin' Nowhere
  6. Wheaties Box
  7. Three Days Rest
  8. Oh So Bucco
  9. Five Star Motels
  10. Mean Old Man
  11. Four More Beers
  12. SOS
  13. Bonus Track


Five Star Motels