Get The Joke Lyrics

Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It's suing season,
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some pa*sion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

Because you're flashy
At home with La*sie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn't know.
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how its wrote.

And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.

I can't change how it's wrote