Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus Lyrics

(Weasel)
Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes
if you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely empty
room because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus her uterus is useless
her physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won't
believe that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her to
conceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the pain
that Jeannie's going through this year her husband's sperm was studied and
swiftly pa*sed the test now Jeannie's operation must commence artificial
insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't
ovulating even though she took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but
she cannot pay the giant doctor bills

Screeching Weasel - Wiggle

May 1993

1. Crying In My Beer
2. Hanging Around
3. I Was A High School Psychopath
4. I'm Not In Love
5. It's All In My Head
6. Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus
7. Like A Parasite
8. One Step Beyond
9. Sad Little Girl
10. Second Floor East
11. Slomotion