This Ain't Hawaii Lyrics

The song This Ain't Hawaii is performed by Screeching Weasel in the album named Boogada Boogada Boogada in the year 1988 .



The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis
The guys are struttig proudly showing off their weenies
Top 40 garbage spewing expensive radios
As they primp their pampered bodies
And put schnozzguard on their nose
This ain't hawaii (x4)
Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies
There's more money on this beach than all the tea in china
Thie girls all look like Nancy Drew, the boys like Jim McMahon
And their fat, white, ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam
This ain't hawaii (x4)
In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris
The sun has cooked their brain they're on a surf safari
The Lake is full of creepy snobs, I stare to get annoyed
This isn't Honolulu, this is Illinois
They're surfing in Wilmette




Screeching Weasel - Boogada Boogada Boogada

May 1988

  1. Ashtray
  2. Dingbat
  3. Holy Hardcore
  4. I Believe In Ufo's
  5. I Hate Led Zeppelin
  6. I Love To Hate
  7. I Wanna Be Naked
  8. Mad At The Paper Boy
  9. More Problems
  10. My Right
  11. Nicaragua
  12. Police Insanity
  13. Professional Distribution
  14. Psychiatrist
  15. Stupid Over You
  16. Sunshine
  17. This Ain't Hawaii
  18. Used Cars
  19. We Skate


This Ain't Hawaii