Alphabet Bully Lyrics

Big Man [bellows throughout his lines]: Hey you!!!
Nebbish: Yes?
Big Man: A! B! C-D-E!!!
Nebbish: Please don't shout at me.
Big Man [rips a daisy out of the ground without permission]: F! G! H-I-J!!!
Nebbish: Won't you please go away?
Big Man [plucks petals off the daisy as he names each letter]: K! L! M-N-O!!!
Nebbish: Really, sir, I wish you'd go.
Big Man: P! Q! R-S-T!!!
Nebbish: Why do you keep bugging me?
Big Man: U! V! W-X-Y!!!
Nebbish [produces a lemon meringue pie from somewhere behind him]: How'd you like a lemon pie?
Big Man: Z!!!
Nebbish [splats the Big Man's face with the pie, chuckling]: Free.