Creature Feature Lyrics

Male Voiceover: Birds in the sky (an eagle flies)
Beasts on the land (a buffalo walks by)
Fish in the sea (closeup of a fish face)
And bugs in your hand (a hand holding a caterpiller)
It's the Sesame Street Creature Feature (an owl blinks)

(This part changes for each animal)

Male Voiceover: Today's creature is the pig

Female Voiceover: I'm a pink little porker
With a pink little snout
And a pretty little curly
Where my tail comes out
I've got pink little trotters
Four pink little feet
I'm a pretty pinkie piggy
And I'm piggy-wiggy sweet
I'm an oinkle-doinkle piggy
Sniffle-snuffle with my snout
Here's my nose, just like a shovel
Root and rut and rout about
I will scamper if you make me
I will scamper if I must
But I'm a pretty perky piggy
And I'll leave you in the dust
I'm the piggy-wiggy mommy
I'm the biggie-piggy sow
Think it's time to have a mud bath
Show those little piggies how
Buddy, mud is ruddy lovely
Ram my snout into the mud
Splatter flat into the mud bath
Mud is lovely, mud is good
Shove my nose into a bucket
Rimming full of luscious slops
s*ck and slurp
And gulp and gobble in that bucket
Slops are tops
And when we're done with playing
In the mud so sweet and deep
The barn's a spot that's warm and dark
That's where we go to sleep
The barn is awful-strawful
Straw makes a lovely bed
I lie right beside my sisters
I sleep on my brother's head
A piglet's life is dreamy
Just as dreamy as it seems
I'm so cozy-rosey-dozy
Now it's time for piglet dreams (yawn)