Muppets Rhyme In School Lyrics

A rose is a rose,
'Cause that's its name
Toes goes with nose
They sound the same
But don't smell a rose that's between your toes
'Cause the way that it goes,
You'll fall on your nose
Hoop di doo-dle doo-dle, you'll fall on your nose

Nose goes rose toes
Toes rose goes nose
You couldn't say pickle or pig or tickle you gotta have "O's"
If it rhymes with toes

The cat is called Matt,
'Cause that's his name
Hat rhymes with flat
They sound the same
But don't let old Matt sit down on your hat
'Cause he's such a fat cat that your hat will be flat
Hoop di doo-dle doo-dle, your hat will be flat

Hat cat Matt flat
Flat Matt cat hat
You couldn't say bubble or tub or double you gotta have "AT"
If it rhymes with cat

If toes rhymes with rose
And cat rhymes with Matt
And nose rhymes with goes
And hat rhymes with flat
We've learned how to rhyme
So how about that!