Masochistic Baby Lyrics

Oh ever since my masocistic baby went and left me (she had left you a kiss)
I got nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall (poor wall)
She loved me when I beat her (oh they do love that)
But then I started actin' sweeter (oh mistake)
Oh and that ain't no way to treat her at all

She is the one that I'm dreaming of and you always hurt the one you love
And ever since my masochistic baby went and left me
Nothin' to hit but the wall what you know
Nothin' to belt but my pans yes I've suspendors
Nothin' to whip but the scream you get so nasty
Nothin' to beat but the eggs oh nothin' to punch but the clock
Oh nothin' to strike but the match light my fire
Oh nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall

Shel Silverstein - Freakin' at the Freakers Ball

Aug 1999

1. Thumbsucker
2. I Got Stoned And Missed It
3. Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out
4. Stacy Brown Got Two
5. Polly In A Porny
6. Freakin' At The Freakers Ball
7. All About You
8. Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most
9. The Peace Proposal
10. Masochistic Baby
11. Liberated Lady 1999
12. The Man Who Got No Sign
13. A Front Row Seat To Hear Ole Johnny Sing
14. 26 Second Song
15. Everybody's Makin' It Big But Me