Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out Lyrics
The song Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out is performed by Shel Silverstein in the album named Freakin' at the Freakers Ball in the year 1999 .
Oh Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out
She'd wash the dishes and scrub the pans cook the yams and spice the hams
And though her parents would scream and shout
She simply would not take the garbage out
And so it piled up to the ceilings coffee grounds potato peelings
Brown bananas and rotten peas chunks of sour cottage cheese
It filled the can it covered the floor it cracked the windows and blocked the door
With bacon rinds and chicken bones drippy ends of icecream cones
Prone pits peach pits orange peel gloppy glumps of cold oat meal
Pizza crust and withered greens soggy beans and tangerines
Crust of black burned buttered toast gristly bits of beefy roast
The garbage rolled on down the hall it raised the roof it broke the walls
I mean greesy napkins cookie crumbs blobs of gooey bubble gum
Cellophane from old baloney rubber blubbry macaroni
Peanut butter caced and dry curdled off milk and crusts of pie
Ridy melons dried up mustard eggs shells mixed with lemon custard
Cold french fries and rancid meat yellow lumps of cream of wheat
Uuh at last the garbage reached so high that finally it touched the sky
And none of her friends would come to play and all the neighbors moved away
And finally Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout said okay I'll take the garbage out
But then of course it was too late the garbage reached across the state
From New York to the Golden Gate and there in the garbage she did hate
Poor Sahra met an awful fate then I cannot right now relate
Because the hour is much too late
But children remember Sylvia Stout and always take the garbage out
Shel Silverstein - Freakin' at the Freakers Ball
Aug 1999
- Thumbsucker
- I Got Stoned And Missed It
- Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out
- Stacy Brown Got Two
- Polly In A Porny
- Freakin' At The Freakers Ball
- All About You
- Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most
- The Peace Proposal
- Masochistic Baby
- Liberated Lady 1999
- The Man Who Got No Sign
- A Front Row Seat To Hear Ole Johnny Sing
- 26 Second Song
- Everybody's Makin' It Big But Me
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out